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Basic Info| Name: | clear_at_last |
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| Website: | Mary Abby |
BioOnce there was a snowman, snowman, snowman. Once there was a snowman tall tall tall...
Ok...moment of insanity there...
ANYWAYS...
SOOOOOO...takes a deep breath...well, my name is Mary Abby. I live in lala land :). I came here from the Philippines when I was about 2. :D
I have one brother, Daniel, and a sister Pamela. I'm the middle child...kinda fun lol. But they can all get annoying at times :( haha...Gotta love 'em though. :P
Favorite Music: Pop, sometimes country, and R&B
Books: The whole Harry Potter series, Narnia series, My Sister's Keeper, Elsewhere, A Wrinkle in Time books, Ink Heart series, His Dark Materials, and much much more :]
Favorite Band(S)/singers: The Juice, Stereopath, Jesse McCartney, Jordan Sparks, Taylor Swift, Leona Lewis, David archaleta, and there's more...too many to list lol.
I love to write fanfics! :D
Any more of you think that Leavin' by Jesse McCartney is awesome?! lol :
Favorite HP characters:
Sirius, George, Ron, Fred, Molly, Lily, Albus S.Potter, James Potter (2), James Potter, Harry, Lupin... Oh my gosh! Did I forget little Dobby? How could I! Oh and neville...aka 'Nevvy' :)
Favorite quotes:
Dumbledore: "Life is but the next greatest adventure."
Jesse: (Right before his first concert with Dream Street) "Bryan! Bryan, I just spilled sprite on my pants!"
Jesse: "I like feet."
Hmmm...any more?
Small wolfy: no, you've lost the rest of them.
Me: "How?"
Small wolfy: I don't know, but I think I found them…comes out of small compartment that noone knew existed
Me: "Ow! My brain!"
Completely random thing -a-boppies:
[This is all random and kinda pointless lol...from my profile at fanfiction.net
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1507886
]
This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
if you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list:
darkalbino, kamiam714, Jestasgirl9296
!@#&()_?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off in the backround.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've read all seven Harry Potter books out loud in a fake british accent just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile. bugs lmao
If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile.
If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. What are we talking about again?
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
I f you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. sniffle
Ramdom Quotes
Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
Take out the picture.
Blow off the dust.
Take off the frame;
it's starting to rust.
Remember the times we had together.
What ever happened to
best friends forever?
sometimes I get the urge to run around naked,
but then I drink some windex to keep myself from streaking. rofl
a friend is someone who reaches for your hand...but touches your heart.
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
That's why they call it the present.
Ok...moment of insanity there...
ANYWAYS...
SOOOOOO...takes a deep breath...well, my name is Mary Abby. I live in lala land :). I came here from the Philippines when I was about 2. :D
I have one brother, Daniel, and a sister Pamela. I'm the middle child...kinda fun lol. But they can all get annoying at times :( haha...Gotta love 'em though. :P
Favorite Music: Pop, sometimes country, and R&B
Books: The whole Harry Potter series, Narnia series, My Sister's Keeper, Elsewhere, A Wrinkle in Time books, Ink Heart series, His Dark Materials, and much much more :]
Favorite Band(S)/singers: The Juice, Stereopath, Jesse McCartney, Jordan Sparks, Taylor Swift, Leona Lewis, David archaleta, and there's more...too many to list lol.
I love to write fanfics! :D
Any more of you think that Leavin' by Jesse McCartney is awesome?! lol :
Favorite HP characters:
Sirius, George, Ron, Fred, Molly, Lily, Albus S.Potter, James Potter (2), James Potter, Harry, Lupin... Oh my gosh! Did I forget little Dobby? How could I! Oh and neville...aka 'Nevvy' :)
Favorite quotes:
Dumbledore: "Life is but the next greatest adventure."
Jesse: (Right before his first concert with Dream Street) "Bryan! Bryan, I just spilled sprite on my pants!"
Jesse: "I like feet."
Hmmm...any more?
Small wolfy: no, you've lost the rest of them.
Me: "How?"
Small wolfy: I don't know, but I think I found them…comes out of small compartment that noone knew existed
Me: "Ow! My brain!"
Completely random thing -a-boppies:
[This is all random and kinda pointless lol...from my profile at fanfiction.net
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1507886
]
This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.
if you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list:
darkalbino, kamiam714, Jestasgirl9296
!@#&()_?
Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off in the backround.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don’t have a problem with bisexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've read all seven Harry Potter books out loud in a fake british accent just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever been obsessed with something even if it gave you horrifying nightmares, copy and paste this to your profile. bugs lmao
If gym class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If math class kills all your self-esteem, copy this into your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character, copy this to your profile.
If you're a slacker and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. What are we talking about again?
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
I f you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. sniffle
Ramdom Quotes
Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.
The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
Take out the picture.
Blow off the dust.
Take off the frame;
it's starting to rust.
Remember the times we had together.
What ever happened to
best friends forever?
sometimes I get the urge to run around naked,
but then I drink some windex to keep myself from streaking. rofl
a friend is someone who reaches for your hand...but touches your heart.
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
Today is a gift
That's why they call it the present.
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